When the Menu Calls for Whale Meat or Monkey Brains, Count Me Out

When the Menu Calls for Whale Meat or Monkey Brains, Count Me Out AOC Green Beings

“Max,” I whispered, leaning over and holding the menu in front of my face, “I am about to ask the location of the ladies room. When I leave the table, you explain that under no circumstances, will a monkey be killed in front of me — or in the kitchen — in my honor. When I return to the table, I don’t want to hear the word ‘monkey’ mentioned for the rest of the evening. Sorry, Max, but monkey brains are a ‘no go’.”