Gisele Bundchen Denies Dating Rumors with Joaquim Valente, Says Pics Were Cropped

Gisele Bundchen Covers Dust Magazine FW 2022, Lensed by Luigi and Iango AOC Fashion

Update 1: The totally fabulous Gisele Bundchen was photographed solo for this Dust Magazine fashion story and not with jiu-jitsu instructor Joaquim Valente. I’ve seen images of Valente with her in the issue on video, so it was either online only, or the total image collection was not shared.

Update 2: Gisele has issued a statement that she is not dating Joaquim Valente and that the photos were cropped to ignore the fact that there were 6 adults and 8 kids on the outing.

The duo was seen grabbing a bite to eat at Koji in Provincia de Puntarenas in Costa Rico with both children and Valente’s pal, according to the mass hysteria breaking out.

Gisele has studied with Valente, and she also signed up both of her and Tom Brady’s children Vivian and Benjamin. The Valente Brothers offer classes in North Miami Beach, Pembroke Pines and Coral Gables Florida.

Here, we’ve added Gisele in action, speaking about her classes at Valente Brothers:

“I believe the more tools we have in our toolbox the better. I feel stronger, more confidence and empowered since I started practicing self-defense. I feel it’s an important skill for all, but specially for us women. Thank you @ValenteBrothers for being awesome teachers and for making training so much fun. I am looking forward to keep improving. Let’s go!”

Negativity Towards Gisele

Very negative commentary on Gisele has come from Tom Brady fans, suggesting that she has been unfaithful to the star quarterback all along.

That’s pretty grim, considering that there is no evidence of infidelity at all — even though reports are that Tom Brady had lost all physical interest in the Brazilian beauty and theirs was a sexless marriage for a long time.

Those quotes come from Brady’s close friends who only want joy for all parties — Tom Brady and Gisele both — but have complimented Gisele for her handling of a ‘lifeless’ situation that had gone on for years.

So let’s spare Gisele Bundchen the Biblical harlot, rotten-tomatoes spectacle of baseless accusations. But hey, Tom Brady is a big Trump and Fla Gov. Ron DeSantis supporter, so I suppose it makes sense that Gisele is the one dodging bullets.

God said that white men can do no wrong, and these dudes remind us of the fact every damn day. And they made special exceptions for Kanye West and Herschel Junior Walker, due to their innate Godly natures qualifying them for membership in the God’s men in action show.

Related: More Gisele Bundchen recent fashion stories. It was obvious early last summer that Gisele had “flipped a switch” of some kind. Her transformation was almost primordial, as if she was rising like a phoenix from the ashes and back into her sensual self. It was as if she had come alive again, and I believe her jiu-jitsu classes may have inspired her.

As an advocate of NIA dance — filled with martial arts moves — I know what happens to women’s psyches when we engage in martial arts. NIA transformed me. ~ Anne