Woman | Dioni Tabbers | Ellen von Unwerth | 'A Naughty Fairytale' for VS Magazine 2010

Note | Nudity No sooner did I write about Andrej Pejic’s naked bosom presenting no problems for Google Images, then the universe delivered, as always happens to me.

One Google click away, arriving like a sensual torpedo from VSMagazine, destined for my eye was

Ellen von Unwerth’s 2010 A Naughty Fairytale for VSMagazine

How the hell did I miss this gem of a film, given my utter adoration and extensive writing on Ellen von Unwerth?

Because I was bogged down in Google Image disaster land, scrambling to save three years of very hard work from the confines of Google Safe Search only prison. How ironic that the problem came with my posting of Koray Birand’s ode to Louis Vuitton, featuring a very naked Missy Rayder and Beata Scotova and for Elle Turkey no less.

Nervous as heck but telling myself ‘this is Louis Vuitton for heavens’ sake’ and in the Muslim country of Turkey, I not only posted the editorial but advised people in three places of the website that it contained nudity. The crisis  took down my Google image traffic by 80% at a time when they were dominant as a referrer.

Why? Because Google Images only reads words and they can’t handle at all my wrap-around design scheme. Google Images search took the word Nude in the side column for the Koray Birand editorial and attached it to every image in the website. How brilliant is that?

Peonies, oysters, perfume bottles — everything got a Nude label slapped on it. Welcome to Google Image hell.

My life was an entire panic, and I missed my dream girl photographer Ellen von Unwerth, being just a little bit bad as usual in her five minute, old-fashioned scandalous romp featuring Dioni Tabbers with companions Julia Olenik and Alice Aufrey acting out this sensual fantasy with blindfolds, a occasional smack on the derriere and a prince, of course. He delivers one scene of mad, passionate sex.

While I remain aggravated that Andrej Pejic can pose shirtless with curlers in his long blond hair and these Ellen von Unwerth images must be filtered for Google, I will comply.  I may be taking on the Republicans but walking a straight line with Google is a top AOC priority.

Times have changed; it’s a year later and my little mouvement de la liberation de la femme , MLF site — as photographer Remi Rebillard calls it —  is on fire with more hot flashes than a menopausal woman. Did he forget an ‘I’? Or will I be embarrassed in urban dictionary?

Note that Ellen’s girls are decked out in Bordelle lingerie, which is an erotic, saucy lingerie brand favorite of mine.

Better late than never for Ellen’s A Naughty Tale video. These genre of EVR editorials are big loves of my two-thirds women readers.

And while I’m out trying to slay Republican dragons, remember to be just a little bit scandalous on occasion. French women know this secret to a well-lived life, unless Emmanuelle Alt manages to change centuries of French culture, making it 100% respectable.

If she succeeds, I will kill myself; it’s that simple. xoxo Anne

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