I’ve always said, If I have to get old, I want to do it in Paris. Thanks to a strong fan base and a lot of help from the aging gene gods, it’s not so bad for me, here in America. But it should be.
Through our 40s, we American women manage to arrange romps on a fairly regular basis. But the latest national statistics show that by our 50s, a third of us haven’t had sex in the last year, present company not included.
By our 60s, nearly half have gone sexless in the previous year. Once we hit our 70s, most of us might as well hang up an “out of business” sign. Now you know why I’ve taken on a one-woman campaign to change the country.