Roxxxy: Perfect Partner Pleasure Robot
Roxxxy, the $7000 sexy robotMore than once I’ve reminded American women that very soon, the duty that sexual intercourse is to many of us will be off our plates.
Just yesterday, I read and commented on an excellent post on Huff Po, regarding the advantages of separate bedrooms in insuring restful sleep and marital bliss.
No snoring, no lights on, no body pressing against us, when we ladies are desperate for sleep. I’m sensing that given the chance, a majority (over 50%) of women would move down the hall if given the chance.
Writer Sophie Keller assures us that her sexual life doesn’t suffer, and I believe her.
Orthodox Jews aren’t permitted to touch each other certain times of the month, and they insist their lovemaking is hotter than Hades. Absence can make the heart grow fonder.
Without knowing that 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds sexy robot Roxxxy made her debut at the recent Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, I mentioned sexy robots yesterday, even though my concern is artificial intelligence and wondering whether men will incorporate female brain wiring into robots. See David Brooks & Artificial Intelligence | No Shes In Our Future.
The advances in sexual pleasure robots are major, based on two articles I wrote in 2008 (coming here this pm). It was clear then that sexual favor dolls will take intimate companionship to a new level. CNN share the details on Roxxxy:
Powered by a computer under her soft silicone “skin,” she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct “personalities,” from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers’ preferences.
Perhaps a silicone sexual doll is an affront to women who believe that men just shouldn’t have physical pleasure, except when they (the women) are in the mood. Unfortunately, this isn’t how men are constructed biologically or from a medical standpoint. Most doctors agree that regular sex is good for humans.
The science behind my assertion is clear and defensible. Call me what you wish but please don’t attack the science of a positive sexuality.
Let me highlight some of Roxxxy’s attributes:
Developer and happily-married man Douglas Hines says that Roxxxy at $7000 is a step-up from Real Doll at $5500, because her conversation is more ‘real’.Given the reality that so many women believe that it’s wrong, sinful and a violation of marital vows for husbands to masturbate, I doubt they will be thrilled to know that Roxxy is camped out in the spare bedroom.
In the future, Roxxxy gives women a chance to ‘give it up’ once and for all. As women outearn men, SHE can give him a sexy doll for Christmas, rather than him giving her a Lexus. (Ignore the Toyota gas pedal problems for the purposes of this article.)
Analysts say pleasure dolls are a small market, but I don’t think so and haven’t for years. I believe robot dolls is a big market. TrueCompanion.com claims that more than 4,000 men have placed pre-orders for Roxxxy robots and another 20,000 have requested information.
Imagine if we were not in a recession.
Realistically, though, Roxxy could most likely improve the divorce rate in America. Women won’t need to feel the pressure of sexual duty any longer and men will not be slinking around looking at nasty photos. Or, if they do, they can do it with Roxxy, while the wife is reading a good book and enjoying a cup of camomile tea.
At last, peace comes to American bedrooms. Ah yes, if camomile tea isn’t your desire, and it’s your libido that’s raging while the man of the house can’t be bothered, Rocky is right around the corner.
We have no word on a Roxxxy/Rocky discount for couples who want to try swinging, but I would highly recommend that developer Douglas Hines consider the idea. Anne
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