Robert Pattinson's Obnoxious Relationship with Vaginas

If a guy says he hates vaginas, does that make him gay? Robert Pattinson also says that he’d love to be a political speech writer, so let’s assume that he’s really taking on the National Rifle Association or Conservatives, and not the totality women with his provocative comment, one that hits a bit too close to home here at Anne of Carversville. 

Note that if he said that he hated Blacks, he would be on the front page of every online gossip rag in from America to Britain to India. No such respect comes to the female anatomy, so cyberspace can speculate on what he really meant.

‘Vagina Monologue’ lady Eve Ensler would not be happy reading that Robert Pattinson’s provocative new interview for Details magazine includes his thoughts on the center of womanhood:

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.” via Details

Seriously, Details could have released the anti-vagina statements tomorrow and not on National V-Day, designed to transcend Valentine’s Day with one that increases awareness of global violence against women.

Robert Pattinson says he’s just looking for the right girl (not that we care). Perhaps he was channeling Salvador Dali in ‘Little Ashes’, a film that toys with three of Spain’s iconic artists Salvador Dali and Federico Garcia Lorca, in a love affair invaded by Luis Luis Buñuel. (See PopMatters The Art of Loving)

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

via PixdausSo Pattinson is left smelling the roses in scandalous photos in the March issue of Details, telling us all how awful it was. The naked pics are in Private Studio. Because it’s V-Day and we’re trying to raise consciousness about issues like Female Genital Mutilation, let me send a flower Robert Pattinson’s way and also a bit of chocolate.

On the subject of FGM, I assume Robert Pattinson doesn’t hate vaginas so much as to carve them up. Sorry, usually I can take a joke, but it is V-Day. Anne

The saucy photos are in Private Studio.

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Comments

[Anne]

Thanks for the clarification. With the Vatican, Orthodox Jews, and Jihadists having such strong opinions of vaginas and other female anatomy parts. I failed to see the humor in his remark. And we all know I'm very open-minded on the beauty of female genitalia and the worthy purpose of giving men (and women) a hard-on. Whether he's straight or gay, I don't care -- as long as he has nothing against vaginas.