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Leslie Löwenherz Provokes in Suzana Holtgrave's 'Boy Cat Girl' for Kaltblut

Berlin based photographer Suzana Holtgrave already knows that Germans are more avante garde in their sexual thinking than Americans. The marvelous-looking Leslie Löwenherz is probably having a real hoot encouraging us to get out of our comfort zones after reading 82 Ridiculous (Real) Laws That Could Screw Up Your Love Life. Holtgraves steamy images in ‘Boy Cat Girl’ were published by the KALTBLUT team. Suzana Holtgrave also styles the shoot, while also providing hair and makeup.

I share some of my favorite laws on America’s books in the country’s never-ending attempt to monitor American bedrooms and public spaces. FOXSexpert Yvonne K. Fulbright validates most of them, while adding a few of her own.

You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (ARIZONA)

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. (COLORADO and Hartford, Connecticut)

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal. (FLORIDA)

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (FLORIDA)

All sex toys are banned. (GEORGIA)

Incestuous marriages are legal. (ALABAMA)

Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know. (IOWA)

A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. (IOWA)

It’s against the law to kiss a woman that is sleeping. (COLORADO)

It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos. (Dallas, Texas)

Oral sex is illegal. (FLORIDA, MARYLAND, ETC.)

It is illegal to kiss on a train. (WISCONSIN)

It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking. (WYOMING)

No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. (UTAH)

My thoughts exactly Leslie. ~ Anne

via km

Reader Comments (1)

Dear Anne…

(roflmao... not that I've not seen equal idiocracy elsewhere, but still… )

That these are laws on the books just goes begging the question of what had happened that the lawmakers felt the need to "protect" (yea, right) society from such things... might it be that every one of those laws was caused by some lawmaker, or one of some lawmaker's closer acquaintances, getting clumsy and bringing embarrassment down on the establishment's collective dignity? As a writer I'd love to take a swing at producing some slapstick farce, some keystone cops meets the happy hooker brigade explanation for how such laws came to be… but I'm afraid my imagination could never equal the truth of the matter. Is there any history available on the private lives of those who caused such inanity running into insanity to wind up part of juris prudence? Just curious (I know, I know… that cost the cat dearly…) but still, it might be easier to get such laws expunged if someone were to do as Paul Harvey did and tell the public "the rest of the story."

January 4, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterCyranos DeMet

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