Vatican Forgives Beatles For 'Possibly Singing Satanic Songs'

Love|Peace in a doubly generous act of forgiveness, the Vatican again spoke well of the Beatles, except for the usual demerits. Like parents who just can’t let matters rest, the Vatican newspaper brought up the ‘more popular than Jesus’ incident in their otherwise glowing comments about the boys.

Wait, that’s not entirely true. The band’s putting out ‘mysterious messages, that were possibly even Satanic’ was also in the comments. But after these two minor demerits, the L’Osservatore Romano, “what would pop music have been like without the Beatles?” We have the 1966 video footage. Read on.