Gun Love | Ban Olivia Munn's Lace Panties But Not Assault Weapons

HopeTracker| It is a well established fact that Conservatives buy more porn, watch more porn and are generally obsessed with protecting the world from porn — except for their own reading and online habits.

Being purer and in better control of themselves than the rest of us, Conservatives can be trusted with a little erotica on the side.

Dan Gainor, Vice President of Business & Culture at the Media Research Center is distraught over this image of Olivia Munn on Maxim.

Frankly, we don’t even like Maxim much, but to have anyone describe this image as follows, confirms the level of repressed obsession Conservatives have with the female body and pornography. Very scary!

Gainor tells Fox News:

It’s disgusting … Maxim has moved their magazine from tawdry to full-on pornography … Any store could have children coming in. If I were a parent, and I walked into a store and saw that cover, I would make a scene until the manager hid it.

Any store could have children coming in. If I were a parent, and I walked into a store and saw that cover, I would make a scene until the manager hid it,” Gainor said.

It’s about 90 percent statistically probable that the same man obsessed with porn will want no regulations on guns. One quick Google brought up Dan Gainor’s piece from yesterday Media Point Fingers at a Favorite Enemy — The Second Amendment.

Gainor doesn’t just slam the liberal media for wanting our gun control back. He quotes as many Republican media and politicos, as Dems and liberals, who are traitors in wanting a deeper understanding of America’s fixation on guns.

Americans left, right and center are wrong to believe in any restrictions on guns, says Gainor. But a lace panty should be banned from grocery stores all over America, because it will destroy the moral fiber of the country and to hell with freedom of speech.

Amazing logic. Just bloody amazing! And to think that God gave humans brains so we could think clearly. Anne

Statistics Say Conservatives Buy More Porn